dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

Daniel Saramada

The most famous Chinese football player in the South East

Yo have you heard of Daniel Saramada?
*you mean the one of the Oak Valley Middle School in San Diego California?*
Sure do!

by owoingowoer November 12, 2022

Ram N Scram

To have sexual relations with a random and leave shortly after intercourse.

Dude last night I pulled a ram n scram on some hottie from a party, too bad i didn't get her name.

by Innuendo is Best April 4, 2009

last minute scramble

At the end of a frat party, etc. when everyone who isn't already hooking up frantically scrambles to find ANYBODY to go home with.

Wtf, that is the 4th hideous guy to come up to me in the past 5 minutes. What is this, the last minute scramble?

by Lalalauren174 June 2, 2011

Scramble

Dope cut with special ingredients in order to give you a better rush.

Damn dude...... That shit.... Man I gotta... get this shit more often.... ZZzzZzzZzzZz


(Scramble)

by th33nd0fy0u June 24, 2008

skram

Skram is a corruption of the word screamo, first coined in 2004 by Alex Bigman, a.k.a. thebigmin, on the messageboard Cross My Heart With A Knife as a joke. Over time, people took it somewhat seriously, and has now come to be used as a less-commercially co-optable term for screamo, since that word has been bastardized into oblivion, used to describe any shitty whine-fest bands on MTV and the Warped Tour that incorporate maybe 30 seconds of screaming per song.

Typically, true skram records are pressed only on vinyl, with handmade covers, and in quantities of far less than 1,000.

Previous and less successful attempts to create a term that the mainstream media and major record companies would deem "too stupid" to steal and repackage included kittencore, and the more appropriate, kitten violence.

Superlatives:

-ultimate skram : literal meaning

-epic skram : skram that usually contains abrupt and extreme tempo and volume/distortion changes, nontraditional rock instrumentation (cellos, violins, trumpets, various other orchestral instruments), and other effects to heighten the "epic" feel of the song, these songs tend to be longer in length

-1337 skram : more obscure and elitist skram

-OOP skram : used for skram records that have gone out of print, but are still in demand, and hence, command a princely sum on eBay or board.vivalavinyl.org

Variations:

-skramo

-SKR##M)

-teh screamies

-skramz0rz (or further variations, ex: skramzei0rz0ers, the more ridiculous and over the top, the better)

-amo the little-mentioned counterpart to skramo, if screamo:emo::skramo:amo, get it?

"Yo his skramz are of high skramality....he seems influenced by early spirit of versailles." - SKRAM KID

"Yah you're right....he has the high pitched "tiger" skram that band such as in loving memory or early love lost but not forgotten had" - SKRAM BRO

"whatever none the less....he is leet skram....He is teh_skram##iezzezez"

by thebigmin October 15, 2006