Spooning

Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...

Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"

Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"

Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."

by anonymous derp July 30, 2011

Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.

"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"

by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

Spooking

While ghosting is ending a relationship without explanation and ceasing all communication, spooking is then reaching out to someone you haven't talked to in a long time.

Example 1: Dude, I hit up Jessica last night! We totally hit it off, wish I wouldn't have waited 10 years to reach out. Turns out spooking works sometimes.

Example 2: Man I haven't talked to Kanye in forever, I should spook him.

by ajz003 December 25, 2018

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Savage Spooning

An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.

Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.

by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019

spooning

Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.

Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"

Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"

Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"

*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*

by Graham O' Brien October 20, 2008