The Spousal I

Used by a spouse to subtly persuade the significant other to do something. Similar to "The Spousal We."

The Spousal I: "I think I'm going to the gym," or "I think I'm going to start eating healthier foods."
Reality: "Lose some damn weight, bitch!"

by Adam J. M. February 28, 2009

friend-spouse

Platonic best friends that act, socialize, and behave like a married couple.

Lauren is bringing her friend-spouse, Tobie.

"I'll only go if my friend-spouse can."

"Let's go on a friend-spouse double-date!"

by tobiewankenobi March 16, 2009

Happy spouse happy house

Kinda like happy wife happy life except less self-centered.

Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “

by Aoneov December 28, 2018

spousosexual

The concept was alluded to in the July 19, 2005 article “Are Self-identified Bisexuals Just Lying to Us—or to Themselves?” by Daryl J. Bem. The term “spouseosexual” was publicly coined by Dr. Warren Throckmorton in a March 14, 2008 blog post entitled “Which is the real me?” In a Dec 23, 2008 post comment, Dr. Throckmorton spelled it “spousosexual.”

The concept refers to people who are primarily attracted to persons of the same-sex and are attracted to or have developed attraction to their opposite-sex spouse but are not attracted others of the opposite-sex.

“I wonder how many married guys on the down low are really spousosexual?”

“Dave never felt he was gay, straight or bi because he had the hots only for men and his wife. Spousosexual seemed much more appropriate to him.”

by A Spousosexual Man January 6, 2010

spouse puppet

Using a spouse's account to "sock puppet" your views in online conversation.

"I spouse puppet my reddit posts now, sock puppeting takes too much effort, and he notices my posts now.

by BrainKwiz June 7, 2011

Spousing

being forced to dry hump any given object by all of your closest male friends

steger's episode of spousing his mom lead to his friends questioning if he suffered from the oedipus complex

by Humey2 January 2, 2009

Spousal Sprawl

This is where a husband will use up something from its rightful place and the second that the space is open, a wife will fill it with something else.. I use my last can of soup - wallah! cake mix takes its place! Where was the spot for the cake mix before? Why ...does it need to be placed where the soup is supposed to be??? This works with anything in the house.

I no longer have a place to put any of my stuff due to spousal sprawl.

by frustrated husband December 18, 2009