Spelunker

A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.

I ate so much last night I laid a spelunker this morning.

by turdferguson, jr. March 11, 2016

rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 15, 2006

Doopa Spelunker

One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area.

"My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night...I can't even walk straight."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

anal spilunker

one who explores the ass holes of others. in a sexually explicit way.

That fagmo was a total anal spilunker.

by jmilla the killa May 9, 2006

anal spelunkers

People that search through dark small "caves" known as: ass crack, stank hole, booty hole, butthole, corn hole, or the trench.

People like Eminem and 50 Cent are anal spelunkers.

by Pat AR January 29, 2004

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

splunderiticious

When you put on a face for everyone but really you are circling the drain. You are emotionally and physically tired and in a very bad state of mind.

Are you okay? Oh yeah, I’m splunderiticious!

by Heheh nope April 11, 2020