splunking

the act of searching for a condom after the man cums.

Hey babe, after this we have to go splunking.

by marines girl 360 March 25, 2010

Splunking

To explore the meat cave

Hey baby, i want to go splunking in your meat cave!

by MustbeGus December 6, 2006

Plumpkin

A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'

"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?"

"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.
He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."

by Branislav Nušić April 1, 2009

plumpkins

Another name for a really fat pumpkin.

"HEY! Look at that plumpkin over there! It's huge!!!"

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

southern plumpkin

the act of getting a plumpkin (head while taking a shit) whilst packing a huge lip

flanagan just got a southern plumpkin. the kid got head while taking a dip shit!

by c4shm4n September 22, 2010

Plumpkin

1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.

2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.

3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.

1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!

2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.

3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...

by Urifucabes October 29, 2011

Smumpkin

Shit, poop, turd, crap, etc. Often used when refering to Smashing Pumpkins in spoonerism form.

Pashing Smumpkins is the equivelent to pooping.

by Chris VanderTol May 9, 2008