sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

by papa squatz February 22, 2014

sloppy dome

to give really nice head

"When you see me, you're gonna give me some sloppy dome right?"

by undermybelly August 6, 2014

Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.

Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!

by Actiongirl January 15, 2018

Sloppy Pig

Getting your dick sucked by a girl that is eating bacon.

Damn, Sheila gives a good Sloppy Pig, I hope bacon is on sale today!

by Crackaintfree October 21, 2018

Sloppy Roger

When you’re doing doggy and hack a loogie down a girls crack for lubrication!

Ol’ Jimmy did a sloppy roger on his girlfriend by using a loogie for lubricant.

by Johnnymaster94 February 6, 2023

Sloppytao

Often time referred to a person who smells and usually contains lots of dandruff in hair. At time they might eat boogers

Mark was being a sloppytao, no one wanted to be near him. He emitted an unknown aura of terror.

by Milli Taz October 18, 2023

mary sloppins

when you have a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down, and the combination of the two ends up giving you mad diarrhea

guy 1: hey man, heard you haven't been too well lately.
guy 2: yeah dude, got a serious case of the mary sloppins

by shaneskillz1 December 31, 2010