ass spelunking

A prank played on someone who is sleeping. When you pull down your pants stick their nose in your crack and then fart. May cause nosebleeds and/or loss of consciousness.

John was the first one to fall asleep, so Manuel sent him ass spelunking. Man was he pissed.

by Notorious R.E.D. and S Bizzle December 9, 2008

genital spanking

1) when you spank someone/something with your genitals
2) getting someone to spank your genitals

you ever tried genital spanking?

by manx arbiter January 26, 2009

going spelunking

Diving, tongue first, into the depths of a girl's asshole.

Being bored with normal cunnilingus, John decided to go spelunking.

When John's girlfriend recoiled in surprise, he had to stifle his laughter as he showed her how nice going spelunking could be.

by fanofdisco2 November 27, 2011

spanking

to repeatedly give open handed slaps to a girl's butt. often times it will be bare or she will be wearing tight jeans. this can be used either for discipline or erotic purposes.

guy 1: dude kiana wore some tight ass jeans last night so i had no choice but to give her a spanking.
guy 2:

by freakshow23 June 7, 2010

spelunking

the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration

The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

by Miss Millie March 1, 2004

slunking

To hesitate or put off doing something you should do.

You need to stop slunking with that situation!!

by DGS NAS June 23, 2010

ass-spelunking

to eat someones ass

i went ass-spelunking last night in your girlfriends ass

by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003