Head Splinter

A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.

I've got "I don't feel like dancing" stuck in my head, it's a real head splinter!!

by TC99 December 26, 2009

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

shin splints

The most painful and often ongoing injury one can get- and usually developed from running too much. XC kids- they understand.

Ice and resting and lots of food and hours watching mindless television and popping Advil is required for their healing, and sometimes that doesn't even work. But only cross country runners can truly understand and handle the pain of shin splints.

Cross country girl- Pete, I can't wait to see you at the XC championships!

Cross country guy- I don't know if I'm gonna make it, Ashley.. I have some real bad shin splints!

Cross country girl- suck it up, and run like a real man. And take some Advil for your shin splints too.

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 16, 2011

Shin Splints

One of the most irritating and painful injuries an athlete can get. Usually a result of overworked, tight calf and shin muscles, shin splints truly suck. Pain ranges anywhere from a dull throb to a sharp piercing pain, and can be found from the knees to the ankles and all in between. Running on shin splints can lead to fractures of the tibia. Shin splints are a vicious cycle; you overwork your muscles, you rest them to heal, your muscles weaken. Those weak muscles and shins (now splint-free) are more susceptible to shin splints because of their weakness. It can go on forever.

-"Dude i've had shin splints for like 3 years now, I just can't fucking beat them! Now i can't play drums or play ultimate or do anything i ever enjoyed doing. Life's a bitch-and-a-half."
- "Damn son! FUCK SHIN SPLINTS!!"

by shinsplintssuck May 30, 2013

Splint

A word for ridiculously good, amazing, reem, superb, decent etc

Mate, that holiday was Splint!

I know yeah, i had such a splint time

by chelkevcov August 14, 2012

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004