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Splitting Cannons

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above
Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....
by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011
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Split Them Cheeks

a human body has 2 sets of cheeks: face cheeks and booty cheeks. split them cheeks has a double meaning depending on who you say it to. if it's a hot girl that's dtf, split them cheeks and go in. if it's a sad person, split them cheeks and show that pretty smile.

split them cheeks is also a group on facebook, twitter, instagram, etc started by the cheek splitters based out of washington, dc. facebook.com/splitthemcheeks #splitthemcheeks @splitthemcheeks
boy: split them cheeks!
girl: ew you're rude
boy: i meant show your beautiful smile :)
girl: awww, so sweet. what's your name?

and then proceed to split them cheeks that night.
by mehigh2203 January 23, 2013
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Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011
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Hair Splitter

The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.

a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"

Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"
by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012
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Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.
Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009
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cross thunder split attack

The ultimate technique in which one uses Hamon to slowly propel one's self up than drift down slowly onto their opponent baiting them into grabbing and splitting your legs only to have you cross your arms building up massive amounts of Hamon to attack your enemy. This move has the best protecc and attacc.
Dire: No one can just deflect the Cross thunder split attack!
Literally Everyone:...
by DoubtlessCar0 March 24, 2019
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splifted

To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.
Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?

Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!

Joe: Fo sho!
by AndrewQuick May 21, 2006
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