Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

spatzel

a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.

I love you, Spatzel.

by bhaeseler September 8, 2006

Splatterhouse

Released in 1988 by Namco, Splatterhouse was one of the most bloody, grotesque and violent coin-op games ever made. Even by today's standards, it's primitive 2D graphic displays of blood and gore are enough to traumatize a 10 year old child. The object of the game was to guide the bulky, hockey mask wearing, hero, "Rick" through several levels of a horrid mansion in order to rescue his girlfriend Jennifer who mysteriously disappeared into it's hellish depths. The game play is similar to old beat'm ups like Kung-Fu and Vigilante. Although never released outside of Japan, a slightly edited console port did make it to the TurboGrafx-16. With it's intense horror theme, creepy music and fun beat'em up action, Splatterhouse's popularity lead to two sequels released for Sega's Megadrive/Genesis consoles.

Rick: "I've been playing Splatterhouse on my TG16 and now I have to sleep with the lights on!"

Jennifer: "If you think that's scarey, you should play the arcade version!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Splatter Butt

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009

Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004

splatbasket

A sock that has been used for purposes of masturbation. Any sock can become a splatbasket, but not all splatbaskets will ever be socks again. It will require some real washing.

Jerry's room is a TV, a recliner and two dozen splatbaskets on the floor around his chair. It kind of smells.

by Nab Jabkin December 8, 2009