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splash and dash 

This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.
Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.
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splash baby 

A child conceived when semen enters the vagina during anal sex
Suzy was a "mistake" because she's a splash baby.
splash baby by BMNNHB December 18, 2008

Splash-Back 

The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet
"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"
Splash-Back by TMB June 17, 2003

splash bash

A fraternity party that occurs for several hours, then at midnight, all party-goers throw about water bottles filled with paint.
I just went to splash bash at AEPi and my clothes got so messed up with paint it was the best night of my life.
splash bash by john evanson September 18, 2008

splash out 

"I like this watch, but it's so expensive."
"so? splash out."
"naw."
"seriously, splash out, balla."
"ok." pulls out wallet.
splash out by Jessica C. December 29, 2004

splash guard 

A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
splash guard by RaiderJunky October 16, 2005

Splash Cache 

The place in a woman’s mind where she keeps her sexually desired people and fantasies to access during any time of passion with either herself or others. I.e., the female equivalent of the “Spank Bank”
Oh man, Cate Blanchett is super hot in Ocean’s 8. She is definitely in my Splash Cache
Splash Cache by SpaceGirlK May 29, 2019