Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

Splace

An unknown place.

Treasure is hidden in a splace .

by McDylanM06 May 12, 2021

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Splack

To engage in sexual intercourse with a female or multiple females that one hasn't had a previous relationship of any kind.

Lets splack these ladies.

by SplackMaster May 1, 2009

spaf

To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.

Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.

by Binman_UK January 1, 2007

splack

Widely used in Miami, it just means to have sex, or fuck.

Man, i brought that chick back to my crib and it was a splack fest.

by rooster1 July 3, 2005