Switzered

The feeling of having time stolen from you by someone with a small stature complex.

Cameron felt that he was switzered again when visiting Jordan

by Lanister July 15, 2011

spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008

Spitzers

Knee-high socks.

I pulled up my spitzers and got busy.

Do you carry spitzers, or do you only have ankle-high socks?

Please take your spitzers off before we go to bed unless you're planning to pay me $1000 an hour for this!

by Cantor de Mambo December 26, 2008

spritzered

The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.

Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.

by Designer D July 13, 2011

shitzored

When playing a online game your almost getting destroyed by the other opponent.

Opponent: "Your about to die!"
You : "Shitzored"

by Alexander Miranda February 23, 2005

Spitzer'd

a. Like Punk'd. One who gets caught for doing hypocritical actions.

a. John, who is married, preaches that it's immoral and considered cheating going to a strip club. John later gets caught by his friends with a wad of twenties and singles in his hand while getting a lap dance at the local "Crazy Horse". John, you just got Spitzer'd!

by Mike Zo March 22, 2008

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017