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Medical Spitroast

When you have to have an Endoscopy and a Colonoscopy.
John has been having stomach pains lately. Doc says hes going to need to do a Medical Spitroast to figure out whats wrong with him.
by Toolazy2work January 11, 2018
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Spitroast Deluxe

A conventional spitroast occurs when one dude fucks a chick in her pussy while she takes a second dude in her mouth. The "deluxe" version of that is when the chick is done in her ass and mouth instead, and often the pussy does not come in to play at all.
That horny bitch doesn't just want us to spitroast her in the pussy and mouth; she wants a Spitroast Deluxe in her ass and down her throat.
by thefin July 9, 2011
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spitroast

A sexual act involving, traditionally, two men and one woman. One man penetrates the woman either in her vagina or anus from behind, the other man receives oral sex from the woman, creating an image resembling a spitroast.
Yo, I heard Tammy gets spitroasted by two different guys every night!
by meatstick June 14, 2003
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spitroast

The spitroast is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle while on all fours sucking another dudes cock. The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob and which guy will fuck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a spitroast.

If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.

If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.

If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'.
Dude 1 : "Man, we should put that 'honey' on the spit."
Dude 2 : "Nah...she looks a bit classy to want a spitroast."
Dude 3 : "She looks like a girl who would get excited if I joined in for a lathe (prounced 'lay-th')."
by Diego August 15, 2003
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marinated spitroast

A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?
'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'
by king-of-roast May 18, 2009
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Spanish Spitroast

A sexual act. Like an ordinary spitroast however involving 2 women and 1 man instead. The man doggy styles 1 of the women whilst she is liking the other womans pussy rather than sucking another mans dick.
The 3 amigos knows how to give a Spanish Spitroast
by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
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Flaming Spitroast

When two guys are involved in a spitroast, they spread tobasco sauce on their dicks and engage the person (male/female) in the middle via oral & anal.

The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.
"Man, that was one hell of a good flaming spitroast we had last night, Johnny"
And

"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".
by Axxzaa March 13, 2013
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