mirin siren

The not always audible siren that alerts others there is something or someone in the vicinity worth admiring.

Did you see that ripped guy at the gym? He was setting off the mirin siren.

If you hear a siren in the next 30 minutes it's just me at the gym setting off the mirin siren.

by Padrecito May 22, 2014

Spirespotter

Describes someone who holds a cock/spire upright. The reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. Spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the vagina (or rectum, for you cumtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. In pornography, the most common case of this is when, during a male-female-female scene, girl #1 is about to get her peach cobbler rived, so girl #2 grips the hedgehog and guides it into girl #1's pudendal crawlway.

The coati Ben Coates was robbing a liquor store when he felt something from below the waist. He recognized it as a hand. He thought to himself, "What kind of person would give my johnson such a firm skyward grip? Oh yeah, a spirespotter."

by Eric Kazinsky January 27, 2007

Straight Outta The Shire

1. One who has the characteristics of a hobbit.

2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.

"Dude, Coach Morganstern is like totally Straight Outta the Shire."

Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu

by Robbie Hobby June 25, 2009

slired

to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.

sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving

by scp February 19, 2005

siren

a mythical creature that's female and lures men to their deaths with their beatiful singing voices...props to odysseus ;)

The siren enchanted Tom, then bashed his brains in and ate them.

by if_it_makes_you_happy27 May 26, 2005

The Shire

A place in a book by JRR Tolkein. It is somewhat like the rural areas of the west of England, for instance, most of somerset, most of devon, all of cornwall, and people there speak like their from somerset or devon too!

Person 1: Oh my god it's a hobbit from the shire!
Person 2: No, that's just a small person from somewhere near Shepton Mallet

by OceanPhoenix March 10, 2011

sireen

she’s gorgeous and every guy wants to be with her. she’s sweet and has an amazing body. she’s a flirt. the one thing about her is if you mess with her she’ll come after you! if she loves you she will not stop until she’s with you.

she’s a sireen because she likes to be with people she loves!

by awesomegirl360 May 12, 2020