Smiffed

Being ignored on a social media platform. Usually by a friend who follows you closely, but envies your sweet photo/updates of your vacation in the Grand Canyon and therefore, refuses to give you the satisfaction of a "like", "favorite" or "retweet."

"How was your vacation?"
"It was great! I went hiking in the Grand Canyon!"
"Oh I saw your Instagram, way cool."
"You saw it? But you didn't like it..?"
"Oh... Yeah..."
"You smiffed me, man! You douche bag!"

by Ace2theface September 4, 2013

sniffed a snorkel

The act of using a snorkel as an anal dildo while the partner breaths through the mouthpiece.

Hey man, I totally sniffed a snorkel last night.

by InjusticeOwl June 28, 2017

Spiffer

To freshen up, or clean.

Had to spiffer it up.

by NB Words September 22, 2017

spiffel

Fucking.

Fuck you

John: hey bro spiffel

by Dana doe January 19, 2018

Sniffed Up

When your partner won't let you go because he or she is sniffing you nonstop.

I wanna go out tonight...but I'm getting sniffed up!

by The Hern November 24, 2021

Smiffed

The act of smacking someone hard across the face. Like Will did to Chris.

Man, that guy just walked up to him and smiffed him like a bad child. Yo keep it up and I'm gonna smiff yo ass. That chick was smiffing the hell out her old man.

by alidocious March 30, 2022

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022