speedo

very very tight swimwear that usually exposes the size of a guys penis. Usually good for sex and pleasure for girls.

Boy: I love my speedo
Girl: So do I! nice penis!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: No problem want to have sex.
Boy: Hell ya!!!( gets on floor and takes off pants)
Girl: Yes!!!(takes off all clothes and lays on guy)

by lalalandgirl98 March 13, 2010

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

speedo

Not actually what non-swimmers think of as a swimming suit male swimmers wear that is shaped like girls briefs but the world's most popular swimwear company. Speedo do not just make what people call 'speedos' but several products! The word usually causes great amusement to non-swimmers as that is what springs to mind when the word is mentioned.

Non swimmer: what is the most popular company in swimming, like nike or something?
Swimmer: speedo or TYR
Non swimmer: HAHAHA! you wear speedos?!
Swimmer: -_-

by iyaaaaa. August 25, 2010

superdome

An extremely large head.

will has a superdome.

by ryno_91 February 17, 2008

sperduti

He may have a huge nose, but makes up for it with his huge penis and his awesome drumming talent as well as his smooth flowing metal hair of doom. He will rock your socks off any day of the week. Also known to mean the ejaculation of a dog.

Sperduti is fuckin metal
My dog got Sperduti all over my shirt

by Sha11owBay December 29, 2007

Speedofile

A pedophile who is fast at running

That Speedofile is getting away!

by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018