by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009
an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger
by Wezelgumage January 24, 2022
Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
by JamesnLollify September 28, 2024
by Aussie_mechanic June 02, 2018
by naomileanne March 23, 2017
Slang for having a crap nights sleep
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 04, 2014
A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
by Phil Blade November 14, 2024