Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.

by naomileanne March 23, 2017

Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner

fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man

by Phil Blade November 14, 2024

Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again.

1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.

Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."

by melascula simp December 20, 2023

Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.

Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?

by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014