spammer

the lowest, most despicable form of life on planet earth. credited with uniting Christians, Muslims and Jews, Israelis and Palestinians, Democrats and Republicans, the rich and the poor in a common, pure hatred of all spammers everywhere.

check your inbox for examples.

by themarcuscreature February 22, 2005

spammer

A spammer is one that makes more money than your whole family combined!

Spammer: "Hey babe, Ima spammer. Suck my dick" Girl: "ok"

by spiTe March 6, 2003

slammed shut

to close hard with a bang

The wind blew in through the window and the door slammed shut. She slammed shut the door in his face.

by Maine Mystery Writer November 5, 2013

Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009

spammer

A really annoying individual that joins forums and other online communities to spam. "Spam" is anything random and offtopic. Spammers repeadetly spam and usually annoy the non-spammers.
Spammers usually get *punched* by non-spammers in the community.

John0123- Well, I got a Nintendo Wii yesterday, it's pretty cool.
Gary73- Do you prefer the Nintendo Wii or the PS3?
74Y1012- HEY YOU GUYS! CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!
John0123- Hey, numbers guy don't be a spammer or you will be punched. John, I like the Nintendo Wii better I guess.
74Y1012- No.
Gary73 *punches 74Y1012*. And why do you like the Wii better?

by koopa7 July 20, 2008

dick spammer

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them

guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"

by nightmare892 December 26, 2008

spammered

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.

I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.

by Bob Dean February 23, 2006