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spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake
“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”
by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023
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Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.
Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.
by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018
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Spaff Worthy

adj. Used to describe a person suitable for sexual relations, worthy of a spaff.
by Jon Arne June 2, 2007
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Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff
H3H3 had a total spaff.
by arty1234 July 14, 2017
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Spaff

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar
by Sphaff June 17, 2017
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Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)
Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
by oscrape June 1, 2018
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spaff on helen
by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018
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