spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

Spaff Worthy

adj. Used to describe a person suitable for sexual relations, worthy of a spaff.

Check her out, she's spaff worthy!

by Jon Arne June 2, 2007

Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff

H3H3 had a total spaff.

by arty1234 July 14, 2017

Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 17, 2017

Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape June 1, 2018

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018