Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

Spaff Worthy

adj. Used to describe a person suitable for sexual relations, worthy of a spaff.

Check her out, she's spaff worthy!

by Jon Arne June 2, 2007

Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff

H3H3 had a total spaff.

by arty1234 July 14, 2017

spaff

it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.

"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"

by YERT49576 August 31, 2021

Spaff

Another word for seamen

Jimbo left a load of spaff all over the place after a bit of “me” time

by Drillbit69 March 2, 2024

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 17, 2017