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sophomoritis

Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?

Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!

Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.

What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?

Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.

Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?

Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!

Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
by MendesSoldierNY March 8, 2022
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Sophomore in College

Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.
That dude over there is such a Sophomore in College.
by salamoander May 14, 2023
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Sophomore Phases

Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead
Holy cow! Tommys the classic Sophomore Phases! What a raging homo pothead!
by Male Name February 5, 2023
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Sophomorical

Time spent in sophomore year is sophomorical time
What a sophomorical time.
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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Sophomore Sniper

A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
by mbarry69 November 11, 2016
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sophomore slayers

a junior who can only pull sophomores because nobody in their own grade wants their small dick
by annefrankfromthegulag January 21, 2023
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Sophomores

A group of 10th graders who brag about the fact that they’re not freshmen anymore, but little do they know that they’re still underclassmen. They’re really no different from the freshmen, based on maturity levels. And high school is a breeze for them because they’re in the easiest year & they’re more comfortable with their surroundings & they’re used to the high school routine. And they are most likely learning how to drive and getting jobs. Being a sophomore has its perks, and it’s a lot better than being a freshman.
“Sophomores are way better than freshmen
“Yep, imagine being a freshman 😂😂”
by TEEGUY July 5, 2024
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