solomize

v. After the legend of the judgment of Solomon, to split something in two.

Now that I have two kids, it's like I have to solomize myself.

Dude, can we solomize a pizza?

by NateKid September 2, 2010

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Sodomite

A person who practice Sodomy (Generally anal or oral sex between people or sexual activity between a person and a non-human animal (bestiality), but it may also mean any non-procreative sexual activity.)

Tim: "Hey bro, did you notice that Abdallah is a sodomite"
Jake: "Really bro?"
Abdallah: "I like my dog's dick"

by LSM2000 April 4, 2019

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SODOMISERS

Religious cult that saves up their BIBLE WRATH.

SODOMISERS spelled wrong way.

Oh no, that same SODOMISERS telling us to quit collecting those wages of sin.

Watch out for SODOMISERS as they look for FRESH SHOWING CRACK PEDOPHILES ALAN.

by METE MEAT MEET May 29, 2021

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Sodomizing Dogs

Jesse favorite pastime......

Oh, looks like he's sodomizing dogs again.... gotta call the SPCA!!!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

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Intellectual Sodomite

Someone who claims to be an intellectual and selectively revises any subject matter to conform with an argument that supports their identity. Essentially ass raping facts and selectively picking information to make non-existent points that support their confirmation bias and support their own idea that they are an intellectually deep thinker capable of resolving ideas no one else can.

Karen destroyed the conversation at philosophy club with her intellectual sodomy by claiming that Nietzsche must have been a eunuch because there is no historical evidence of him sharing any dick paintings with women. Intellectual Sodomite

by Mathican July 26, 2019

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Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 12, 2021

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