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Socialtarianist Republocrat

A combination of the terms Socialist, Libertarian, Communist(or Anarchist, Fascist or Capitalist), Republican, and Democrat describing one who's political views are inconsistent.
Mary Sue Margaret marched in the gay rights parade Sunday, voted against the pro gay marriage measure Monday, waved an American flag at the 4th of July parade Tuesday, and burned the same flag on Friday. Since I'm not qualified to judge her mental condition, I'll just call her a Socialtarianist Republocrat.
by Lord Baconface September 28, 2006
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Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.
Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
by Bushbrother January 12, 2009
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Social Lubrication

1.The act of consuming alcohol in order to prepare oneself for interaction with other humans, especially in unfamiliar situations.

2. An excuse.
I can't get to the party untill I get a little social lubrication.
by FluffyMcMansack April 3, 2010
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Social Media Masturbation

"Liking" your own post on Facebook or retweeting your own tweet on Twitter
"I look so awesome today" - Liking this comment with a thumbs up beneath it on Facebook or retweeting comment on Twitter is Social Media Masturbation.
by Mistress Weber April 16, 2011
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social bottom

Someone who never organizes social gatherings, but instead waits for someone else to organize. "Bottom" here is a reference to the submissive role during sex, especially in the gay community. A social bottom is submissive in a social context.
Have anyone chosen a restaurant? Nobody? Do I have to do it again? Ugh. I'm surrounded by social bottoms.
by sneeper October 3, 2013
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Social Media Whore

A person who sells their body and soul to a social media platform in the hopes of likes, favorites, retweets, and shares. Also known as "Social Media Prostitute" or "Social Media Concubine," these lovers of the Twitterverse live inside of the social media realm more than they do inside of reality. The only common cure known to man for this epidemic is growing a pair.
Person 1: "Holy shit did you see what Jason tweeted this morning?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"

Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"

Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"
by Eburke136 December 30, 2016
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social anxiety

A mental disorder that stops people from living the lives that they had always dreamed of.
Everyday when you step foot outside of your house, it's like constant anxiousness, and you can't really do anything.
It's horrible, and I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
It can get so bad that people can't leave their houses becuase it's not worth it.
You'll never understand what it's like, unless you have it yourself. A lot of people think that it's people overreacting and being shy, but they really have no clue.
This disorder often comes with other disorders, like depression, bipolar, etc.
This disorder can be treated successfully (I think/hope...), but people with social anxiety are too scared or embarassed to ask for help. I think that many people get misdiagnosed when they do ask for help. So many people turn to drugs or alcohol to help them find relief.
People with S.A.D. are misunderstood and I get in trouble becuase I don't talk loud enough and don't do homework assignments (like book reports) so that I don't have to do oral presentations. I can't leave my house by myself.
And a really miserable part of any anxiety disorder is panic attacks which cause people with the disorder to think they're dying or going crazy.
I always dream about what it would be like to not have social anxiety disorder. I can't imagine what it would be like to have one day where I could do everything I've ever imagined. If I ever get treated, or somehow magically it goes away (which I know it never will), I'm going to do everything that I can't do now.
by CutMyWristsAndBlackMyEyes April 2, 2008
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