snarffle

a giant chow chow or other overly sized wrinkly floofy floof woof woof doggo pupper

that floof is a snarffle (scientifically accurate)

by floofyflooffloof May 25, 2017

Muff Snuffler

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.

Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'

by BeMo February 12, 2008

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

snuffleupagus

A rather unattractive female with physical properties similar to the Sesame Street muppet, snuffleupagus

Alan had sex with a real snuffleupagus last night

by Big Birdo April 29, 2007

Snuffle

When an individual blows their nose into a womans vagina as to achieve lubrication prior to sexual intercourse.

I was really hung over from a night of drinking, so my mouth was completely dry, and my wife's vagina was comparable to the course sands of the Sahara. So I snuffled her.

by AngryMountainPig March 7, 2011

snuffleuffagus

Your imaginary childhood friend.
A pigmant of the imagination

Child: Mom me and my snuffleuffagus are going for a walk
Mom: But there is no-one with you son

You get me ?

by McGinnzer January 21, 2009

flying snufflefaggotts

An animal that has a 12 inch penis with an asshole soo lose that their is anal leakage daily.

i want to have crazy sex with a lot of flying snufflefaggots

by christian klothur May 13, 2005