Snooki

a fake wannabe guidette, but isnt even italian. She's adopted and chilein.

snooki got punched in the face by a guy.

by princess of poughkeepsie January 13, 2010

Snooki Punch

(SNOOK-EE PUNCH)

A sucker punch administered to a woman.

Did you see Rhianna's face after Chris Brown snooki punched her?

by paulwm January 12, 2010

Snooki

She puts the capital S in STD

sorry bro but that what you get when you fuck a Snooki

by T_Vittle December 31, 2010

Snooki

A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.

If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

Oh no, run everybody it's one of those Snooki's and it looks mighty hungry!!

by T_Vittle December 31, 2010

Snooki

One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"

JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!

by Deztiny October 20, 2010

snookie punch

a cheap shot delivered from a male to a female. Named after Nicole, aka "Snookie," from MTV's reality show "Jersey Shore," who was the recipient of a vicious cheap shot from a drunk male.

Drunk Jim threw a snookie punch at Evelyn because she mocked his popped collar.

by Itchy Armpits December 22, 2009

Snooki Blush

Snooki Blush refers to the episode of Jersey Shore where Snooki gets punched in the face. When she was punched, it left quite a bruise, adding color to her face, much like blush would. It is primarily used to describe the act of being punched in the face, or describing someone who was punched in the face.

Example 1
Joe: Your mother is a whore.
Tom: Watch it, or ill give you some Snooki Blush.

Example 2
Jack: Hey Kevin, did you hear what happened to Joe?
Kevin: Heh yeah. Tom gave him some nasty Snooki Blush.

by GTL FTL March 22, 2010