Snoking Gurk

When you gaslight your friend into thinking that a made up term is real.

Yo dude I can't believe you're totally snoking gurk right now!
Yeah, it's fuckin wild, man. Can't believe they're falling for it!

by GurkSnoker9000 January 19, 2023

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem

When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming

by #Unknown# November 30, 2006

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

snojip

meaning you are completely drunk!

man that girl was completely snojip lastnight

want to get snojip today?

by harrysmithboy May 30, 2011

Snom

a snow type pokemon that looks like a hedgehog made out of ice. Its spikes are ice and it eats snow off the ground

Oh my god! I really need to catch a snom! He's my only source of life

by lilhobi January 22, 2020

Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

by PJ July 26, 2003