sneezing fuentes

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.

Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!

by chez3makr May 4, 2010

nothing to sneeze at

Not an inconsequential matter, not a trifling thing.

Having an allergy is nothing to sneeze at - oh wait, yes it is.

by Punnerguy June 10, 2009

sun sneeze

a sneeze that is caused from looking at or catching a glimpse of the sun

"dude, heads up I've got a sun sneeze comin"

by Durr shnapps April 27, 2007

Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011

sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).

I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!

by Ceiniog August 24, 2011

sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.

"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."

by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017

Sneeze Herpes

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.

I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!

by pickles24 March 18, 2020