sneezing fuentes

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.

Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!

by chez3makr May 4, 2010

nothing to sneeze at

Not an inconsequential matter, not a trifling thing.

Having an allergy is nothing to sneeze at - oh wait, yes it is.

by Punnerguy June 10, 2009

Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011

sun sneeze

a sneeze that is caused from looking at or catching a glimpse of the sun

"dude, heads up I've got a sun sneeze comin"

by Durr shnapps April 19, 2007

Italian Sneeze

An ejaculation.

She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.

by italiansneeze January 7, 2016

Brown Sneeze

An Explosive Shart

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze

by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 30, 2020

Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008