snarfle

to snort and breathe heavily into someones neck, resulting in the receiver getting tingles.

i only want a boyfriend so i can snarfle him

puppies are so cute they always snarfle me

im feeling low, please snarfle me!

by snarflet January 23, 2009

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.

two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007

snaffle bits

1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.

Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009

Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf

Snarf is a character from the popular 80's cartoon Thundercats and bone "bone for snarf snarf" is when you give snarf a erection in any form. It can be used to destroy any awkward silence.

"I have something to tell you"
"what?"
"I'm pregnant"
*Awkward silence*
"Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf!?"
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

by MackAttack1 December 11, 2009

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

by TZ January 20, 2006

Snaffle Gaffle

When a woman reaches her climax, you stick your nose inside her vagina and sneeze

Have you ever tried to Snaffle Gaffle?
No, I didn't want to give her aids.

by Von_Barret October 15, 2010

snarfler

A person that farts in the bath tub and snaps at the bubbles when they come up.

She was sitting in the bath tub and "snarfling".

by rsy August 31, 2005