Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.

When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

by Fool On A Stool May 27, 2024

Phantom Snacker

An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.

Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?

Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.

by Phantomsnacker3 January 03, 2017

Rug Snacker

Someone who enjoys eating hairy vaginas.

Roger: (Rug Snacker): "Dude i snacked another rug lastnight."
Chad: "What do you mean?"

If you arent blind, you know what he means.

by waaaajdj September 10, 2009

Snacker-Packer

A kid who only packs fucking snacks in school. Doesn't give a shit about school and never packs notebooks and stuff.

Kyle: Yo Bob did you do your Homework?
Bob: Nah, but do you want some Cheetos?
Jack: Nahhhh Jit is a Snacker-Packer

by Anlycans June 08, 2023

Cracker Snacker

A black guy that only likes white girls.

"Dude, you never go out with black girls? Are you a cracker snacker?"

by chipchip2 December 04, 2015

Snatch Snacker

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

She's a snatch snacker.
They're a couple of raving snatch snackers.

by David R.Miles February 12, 2008

Fruit snacker

Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.

Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.

by Hlajdix2904 February 20, 2021