smoregasm

A smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

Consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:

Was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
Bet you wish you knew them:

HOW TO CREATE THE SMOREGASM:

Get an empty water bottle.
Pour in the triple sec first so your parents don't know that you used it: don't worry when you pour water back in, it'll mix eventually.

Next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. Approximately 6 will do. Don't spill on the counter:

Finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
Any kind, the original was made with regular.

Made with livewire, it's called a Latvian Sunset.
Made with code red, it's called an Emergency Tampon.
Made with regular, it's the one and only SMOREGASM.
Enjoy yourselves.

"Hey dirtyho, pass that smoregasm over here."

or

"Oh my gawd, Gray Ham. You have to try this smoregasm."

by lizardho May 3, 2008

storgasm

While shopping in an intensly cute store, a tingling sensation occurs because of the store's merchandise, environment, lighting, etc. These mainly occur in small boutiques, designer boutiques, and/or department stores.

*A storgasm cannot happen because of a single item
**Storgasms are intense. Thiss can involve drool and/or tears or joy.

Brianna: Oh my God, this Vince sweater is soooooo cute!

Emily: And look at this Trina Turk Dress!

Brianna and Emily: *storgasms*

by em_igler December 29, 2008

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by JT December 26, 2004

Sorgasm

Sarcasm+orgasm.
When a person gets 'appealed' due to someone's satire/sarcasm.

My goodness, Jimmy Fallon's comedy gave me sorgasms last night.

by InternetHuman April 5, 2015

sporgasm

A sudden orgasm while reading anything about the upcoming game "Spore" by EA.

"Oh, Christy, look." "Spore will be released September 7, 2008"
"Auuuahg, ooo, ooo, ooo, AHHHHH!"
"WTF???"
"Sorry, I had a Sporgasm."

by SporgasmRus May 4, 2008

Snorgasm

A snorting noise made at the climax of orgasm. Usually made from the female gender.

Instead of having a normal orgasm. The female will make snorting sounds(A pig's snort) when she is moaning.

"Damn that girl have a sever caase of snorgasm"

" I particularly like girls that snorgasm during sex"

by keermit the Kracka' September 26, 2008

smorgasboard

When a place serves a wide array of different foods

There was a smorgasboard at school today.

by Scarf ace December 13, 2015