A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.
Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.
by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008
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When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
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by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
Get the Lorena Bobbit Smoothie mug.A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.
by Slowsis April 19, 2007
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Get the smoothie king mug.A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.
"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"
"This comment section is full of smoothies."
"This comment section is full of smoothies."
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"
Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"
2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"
2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
by Conan1992 March 30, 2011
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