Smolder

A facial expression. Mainly used by fuckboi’s to make girls fall victim to their irristable looks. One eyebrow raised, closed mouthed half-grin, and slightly shut eyes is the typical smolder look. Can be done unintentionally but rare.

“Ugh Dean is doing that smolder thing again, does he even know what that look does to girls!”

by Hotboi6969 July 28, 2018

Smolletting

To orchestrate a crime or injustice against themselves to claim victimhood and for their personal gains, plus smearing their opponents. Originated from Empire actor Jussie Smollett, when he claimed that he got assaulted by two MAGA hat wearing white men, but later proved to be false after evidences surfaced that he is paying two Nigerian man to convict this “crime”

When Gary said that he got kicked out of a restaurant by a Trump supporting employee, everyone fell for it. However, all sympathy was lost when more evidences surfaced and he was Smolletting the whole time.

by CTRLee February 24, 2019

Smolka's 2nd Law

Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.

Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

Smoliver

Anyone who looks like, acts like, our just might be Dwight Schrute.

Is That the guy from the Office?? No, it's Smoliver.

by Bra son June 9, 2011

Smolet

creating fake hate to satisfy one’s own insecurity, arrogance and stupidity.

He attempted to smolet me with an imaginary bottle of bleach.

by duchesschmoto February 19, 2019

Smollett

When you destroy your career in a stupidly messy & severe fashion.

Person 1- "Hey man, I don't know about this plan?"

Person 2- "Yeah, I might have gone too far, I don't want to "Smollett" myself "

by Vlakid23 February 25, 2019

smollett

smollett (verb): to persecute oneself over nothing; feign victimhood

Example: Jussie had a lot of things going for him such as wealth and fame, he didn’t need to smollett himself by hiring two Nigerians to fake a hate crime.

by renegadeboysct February 27, 2019