SMFT

Stands for suck my fat tits

Thanks to Cartman on South Park

Xiao can go SMFT.

by dml1977 May 11, 2010

Softbatch

A wuss or a soft person

Jim is a softbatch

by Robb Ball December 20, 2003

Softball Legs

A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.

"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"

by User 704 May 26, 2019

softball pussey

When a girl is wearing tight pants and her pussey area looks like a softball is lodged in there, the girl has a softball pussey. Similar to a fupa.

that girls crotch had that softball pussey.

by samsnatchcatcher November 27, 2009

softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.

In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.

by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006

Smutbadger

A Smutbadger is a person who lurks around public places for anything that could possibly be dirty, including skimpy outfits, attractive people, or even dirty phrases.

Steve: Look at her ta-tas!

Johnny: I prefer Tragfutting.

Moriarty: You are both such Smutbadgers.

by Lord bennymort x] August 28, 2012

softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick

William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.

by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014