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Smello

The act of taking a dump in a condom, freezing the turd, then inserting it in another friend's asshole. The friend will then keep the turd in their asshole until it has melted. Then they re-poop your poop.
Joe: "Dude, why do you smell so bad?"
Mike: "Sorry brah, I was up all night smelloing with David."
by Moneyisnotanissue December 15, 2011
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smelkos

person 1: Man those girls are so easygoing, down to earth and fun!

person 2: They are sisters!

Person 1: Must be smelkos.
by pippip November 7, 2009
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smello

1. an exclamation used when one walks into a room or area that smells unpleasant. A combination of 'smelly' and 'hello'.
2. exclamation used by others when an unpleasant smelling person or thing enters into a room or area.
A person walks into a room where a dog has defecated. The person smells the feces and says, "SMELLO!"

A sweaty man returns to his wife after working out at the local gym. After approaching her the wife smells his body odor and exclaims, "Damn, honey....SMELLO!"
by John J. Boyd July 16, 2008
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smellow yellow

a made up phrase to confuse the younger minded steriotypical american slob, yes all steriotypical americans are infact slobs and are what i like to call 'joe sixpack' if confused already look up the words
the typical american slobs are part of a joe sixpack tradition and will be confused by the term 'smellow yellow'
by Mr nobody May 13, 2005
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SmelLorean

A SmelLorean is a smell that reminds you of someone or thing from a time before now, be it your childhood or an old relative. It is a transportational reminder through smell back in time. Play on words of the DeLorean time-machine from Back to the Future.
Alex was on his lunch break walking through the park. He walked past a car that smelled of a mixture of smoke and vanilla car-freshner. He was transported to a memory of an old girlfriend that he had at school whose car smelled just like this one. Alex just experienced a SmelLorean.
by .:Cube:. May 25, 2009
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Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.
Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win
by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011
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smelgo

Someone who is being strange, weird and is smelly at the same time.
your always so smelgo.
by Springpelt May 8, 2018
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