schtoom

a word one uses when wishing someone to just shut up already

SCHTOOM WAIF!!!!! (see definition of waif)

by schaffy February 20, 2005

Big Sachtj

1) n. Someone who is very skilled in all aspects of life.

2) v. To be owned; mowed, plowed, wrecked, etc.

1) WOW! Big Sachtj just wrecked you guys in that tennis match!

2) Excuse me sir, I believe you just got big sachtj'd. Please don't talk to me anymore.

by Artizz May 14, 2006

schtick

the party piece of an entertainer, patter, German - stueck. Enters English from Yiddish

singing is not my schtick

by klidenengro February 4, 2004

Schtupper

A fool, a foolish person, likened to a bufoon.
Stupid
An assholeor an idiotic jerk.

"Can you believe John quit his job at the bank to work at burger king, what a schtupper".

by Uncle puppy November 12, 2008

Schteve

The beloved brother of Gino at the Cornell Phi Psi lodge ca. 1970s. His accomplishments are many, including, cashing a hat, sleeping on a washing machine, knowing Ava Gadro's number, collecting airline vomit bags, being a very close friend of Del Ron Constantino and being well aware that in choosing hair products, as in life -- "a little dab 'ill do ya."

That's not Gino, that's Schteve. Wadda you, serious?

by BJ Cleaver September 16, 2009

Schteven

The refined evolution of a Nerd or Geek. Fluent in several forms of 1337. The Schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. Typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet

Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.

Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).

If you are browsing any popular game review, pc hardware review or counter-strike forums you are sure to come across this creature.

Haunting sounds riddle these servers; "omgwtfpwned...." and "omgomg wat a serrrvverrr..."

A prime example of a Schteven is Bill Gates. Who could be classed as the 'Schtevenus Maximus' through his success as a Schteven.

by Darren Grantham September 25, 2005

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007