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slizzard

What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).
I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard
by mishae October 23, 2010
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slizzard

Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.
Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.
by Iamtheother January 15, 2011
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slizzers

Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better
by Jizzfactorychoclatewangstar October 29, 2010
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Slizzard

When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.
Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.
by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013
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Slizzy

Slizzy is the most dangerous one out of our group he got expelled from dade schools and he still keeps his gun with him . If he like ya damn ya one lucky ass females
Slizzy is the one I trust the most out of the group
But never say gdub around this nigga he go fuck ya up
by Garygangkilla September 19, 2019
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slizzard

An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.
We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.
by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010
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Slizz on the Goose

To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.
"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"

"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"
by levinlaw January 24, 2011
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