Slit Flange

When a man and/or a woman has a color of beard that differs from the color of the hair on top of their head, and when their pubes are a different color than their beard and hair. They are not a doupo, for a doupo's pubes could be the same color as their beard or hair. Whereas a doupo usually brings good luck, a slit flange tends to bring bad luck. They are very rare and even if you see one, it's near impossible to know if they are a true slit flange, because they are probably wearing pants. If possible they are best to avoid.

"That man over there looks like he could be a slit flange. I can't tell though, because I can't see his pubes."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."

by Solarman May 29, 2014

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slit stick

Any sort of phallic object intended for insertion into the vagina.

Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.

by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016

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Slit Dip

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Slit Dip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Slit Dip! Like, how embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

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