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New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.
Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.
by Bob Growler January 1, 2009
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slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.
WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!
by gomezathon March 2, 2010
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sideline bitch

A female who is in a realionship with a fella that has one more main bitches..... however the sideline gets to ream all the benefits of a realionship..such as.. dates..public appearances..gifts...bills paid..spontaneous sex..without having to answer amy questions or go thru drama.
Sideline bitch..gets to have all the fun..
by UAS November 12, 2013
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Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture
dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel
by Willy the koala May 19, 2015
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frosty slide

When a ton of dudes cum on a slip-n-slide, then slide down it face first with their tounges out. Slide
"Hey, what are you doing tonight, Tim?" "Me and the guys from work are gonna do a frosty slide tonight!" Slide
by Sausagewallet69 June 24, 2017
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Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.
I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.
"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."
by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008
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