Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016

Swooping

Sweeping while pooping

There was dirt in front of the toilet so I started swooping

by howyoudoin?? May 13, 2018

Swooping Magpie

A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.

Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.

Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.

by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022

Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011

calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.

Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.

by all worked up February 21, 2012

Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

by tandell September 6, 2013

gucci scooping

Going for that good scoop

Katie 's not gunna make it. She's Gucci scooping.

by Katie103096 October 13, 2017