Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022

nincompoop

a shitty rich person or a shitty income

that brit is a real nincompoop!

by ExpierdMilk March 14, 2023

Nincompoop

Very cute baby, particularly a little boy

Phil is such a nincompoop!

by dabestate4ever April 1, 2023

Nincompoop

A foolish or annoying person.

"Could you two nincompoops cut it out!?" Said the mother to her two sons arguing.

by Random Lexi on UrbanDictionary June 4, 2023

nincompoop

A word you meant to say when you accidentally drop the hard R

"OH YOU FUCKING N****R! OHH SHIT I MEANT NINCOMPOOP DUUUUUUUDE"

by necoh July 5, 2024

nincompoopetence

This is when a high level of silliness and absurdity for decision making has become someone's normal operating procedure.

To combat lower tax revenues after raising the sales tax, the state government displayed abject nincompoopetence by pushing for yet another tax hike to compensate which resulted in even further reduction in sale tax revenue.

by Bmanz January 24, 2025

nincompoop

Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.

"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"

by bigdoninc March 12, 2025