homer simpson

fat, lazy, bald, and stupid... yet oh so entertaining

homer simpson is my hero

by redrumredrum May 16, 2003

Simpsons

One of the greatest TV programmes of all time.

Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.

A: Mint! The Simpsons are on tonight!
B: Yea? Which episode?
A: Aww crap it's a new one.

by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004

jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Emma Simmonds

Someone who never cries!

Emma Simmonds never cries!

by BIG Al 1 March 23, 2012

kyle simmons

Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.

Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!

by BastilleStormer March 29, 2016

Jimmi Simpson

The greatest actor who ever lived, period. He once got into a wrestling match with Lawrence Olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. He's known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with Constantin Stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired Constantin to write "An Actor Prepares". Since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things "fresh as fuck" in his own words. Some of his known past stage names are listed as: Shirley Temple, George Clooney, Charlie Chapman, Bette Davis, Sophia Loren, John Wayne, Clark Gable, Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, Heady Lamar, Ginger Rogers, and James Dean to name a few. It is even rumored he was actually Lawrence Olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. A true pioneer of method acting, and substitution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. Bennington College even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. His material is also covered in most culinary classes in New Jersey. There are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a Sphinx. As well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang " Horn-rash".

"Just remember, when you can't find the right connection to support your character's choice of motive, just ask yourself... "What kind of burrito is Jimmi Simpson eating right now? " Your reasoning should then make more sense"

"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"

"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."

Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"

by Barbara Barbara March 4, 2017