simpitis

A simp who simps

Ye has contracted simpitis

by I am the ultimate retard August 24, 2020

Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping

When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do

by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020

simpanzee

Simping monkey

Ah man that guy is such a simpanzee

by antepan November 9, 2020

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

simpin' out

Laughter to oneself, usually sillent, while giving off the appearance of mental retardation.

"Whats matt laughing at?"
" He's just simpin' out, dont worry bout it"

by liveuptothecup416 January 16, 2010

pimpin not simpin

what a girl says who just made off with racks on racks of some simp‘s money by hustling him

She pimpin not simpin when she done emotionally pimped dude out

by MrYellowTeeth47 January 19, 2023

Simbaing

After sex you use your thumb to wipe juices on your partners forehead

I walked in on you Simbaing him last night

by Fayeet June 22, 2014