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The Sidewinder

When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.
"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"
by Dmay27 April 12, 2010
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Southern sidewinder

Taking your dick out and whipping it around like a lasso hitting someone's face repeatedly
My boyfriend did the southern sidewinder and I can still feel it on my cheek
by Irish_drunkered May 28, 2016
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The Sidewinder Special

The sidewinder special is that one night of the week that you get to hook up for sex with a guy that has a particularly large cock.
Her: So what did you do last night?
Them: I had the sidewinder special last night!
Her: Nice!
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 19, 2021
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manhattan sidewinder

The Manhattan Sidewinder is when the man puts on juggalo face paint and the sexual partner snorts a line of cocaine off the paynus approx 2.5g
She didn't get all the blow off me last night during the Manhattan sidewinder
by Reallyrealrockso November 9, 2022
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sandusky sidewinder

When you're having a 3some, bukkake your girl, and she farts it into her friends face.
Lisa invited Tiffany over last night, and everything was going great until she gave her the Sandusky sidewinder. I couldn't stop laughing, and Im pretty sure she won't come over anymore.
by Redhead the Irishman June 12, 2025
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Sideliner

AKA: "Sideline bitches", are the large number of people who sit around in the confinement of their own little worlds, picking apart the actions and efforts of others. These sub standard human beings often do not even realize that they are indeed a bunch of do nothing, whining, over opinionated, pussies, with no personal accountability or personal experiences. They tend to form their opinions based on other's words, most often provided by the media or other sideliners, allowing them to feel like they're part of the action. They will talk until the day they die, but will never be the person who actually takes part in events that are worthy of discussion or praise.
1)Dude #1: Man, this douche bag keeps trying to holler at my girl while I'm "away on business". Telling her, "if I cared I wouldn't be leaving."
Brotha'#2: What a motha'fuckin hater.
Dude #1: Ya, he is quite the sideline bitch. I think I might have to kill him. Want to help me remove his teeth and burn the body?
Brotha' #2: Fo'sho.

2) The self proclaimed "left wing", liberal elements of the United States political scene are nothing more than a bunch of sideliners. Someone should explain to them that waving signs and chanting won't stop extremist organizations from expanding and beheading them.

3) It is not a good a idea for a sideliner to approach a United States Army Ranger with his or her bullshit. It will most likely result in them getting skull fucked.
by 275WatchMan7tre April 23, 2009
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Sidewinders

When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!
by Roscoe313 April 1, 2011
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