The Australian Securities and Investment Commission advises, "See our information sheet INFO 26, 'Don’t get burned,' for tips on avoiding shonky operators and fly-by-night companies."
by recordlady April 5, 2010
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1. An erection
2. A random word to be blurted out for no apparent reason.
Usually one will exclaim this word when they begin pitching a tent.
1. An erection
2. A random word to be blurted out for no apparent reason.
Usually one will exclaim this word when they begin pitching a tent.
by Shwinky August 14, 2011
Get the Shwinky mug.slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
an overweight person (generally female) found hanging around the drunkest guy in the bar, pub, club or similar atmosphere,
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
by Burns75 March 24, 2009
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Get the shwankmuffin mug.A newly discovered rare metallic element, sometimes referred to as "Shonk".
It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.
The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.
Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.
Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".
No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.
The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.
Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.
Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".
No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
"This script isn't just slightly shonky, it's made from 24 carat shonkinium!" -- A Web Developer, today.
by Guess who, arf arf February 11, 2010
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by Gwaddlefrappé April 21, 2017
Get the Shwoke mug.Instead of saying/typing the word sh1t to avoid social media algorithms for swear-words, shwonetee is a child-friendly way of saying/typing the word shit!
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