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42nd Street Shuttle

The shortest train line in New York City, probably the world. It runs in between Times Square and Grand Central and back all day, yes those are the only two stops.

Nobody knows why it exists, except for really lazy nut jobs who are to lazy to have one extra stop on the 7 train in between. Or if your in a rush to work where you need every second or your boss fires you, and this train buys you a little time.
Guy: I'm gonna take the 7 train to work today, it's the easiest way to work. No transfers, just a smooth ride.

Boss: (calls) If your one second late, your fired!!!

Guy: God damn, I only have 20 minutes left, Ugggg I guess i'm gonna take the useless 42nd Street Shuttle. Now I've gotta take the 7 train get off one stop at Times Square, transfer to the Shuttle, go to Grand Central, then walk back to the 7 train, and it buys me 1 minute. Worth it I guess?
by JJthedicktionare April 6, 2021
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space shuttle door gunner

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.
by Jordan Bowels October 16, 2005
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space shuttle door gunner

An internet blowhard, especially on internet gun or military forums, who like to dog others from the safety of theor anonymous keyboards.
That Jon3, he's such a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, posting definitions when he doesn't even really know what they mean.
by Gat Mc Slamster October 14, 2005
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Space Shuttle

A type of Shit that has three stages like actual space shuttle first comes a violent out pour of fecal mater leading to the big one then ending in a nice slow one.
man i am sore after that space shuttle i just took.
by Rusty Shackleford45 September 1, 2009
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Cock Shuttle

An Insult made from re-arranging Shuttlecock
by Jack Dacow September 15, 2008
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Drunk Shuttle

A commuter train when taken late at night on a weekend, when it serves merely to safely transport the weary drunks home from their escapades in the big city.
Oh great, I missed the 11:37 train, now I'm gonna have to take the midnight drunk shuttle with a bunch of wasted Westchester girls and their guido boyfriends.
by alouettenoire January 11, 2008
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Launching the Hand Shuttle

Get out of the freakin' bathroom! What are you doing in there, Launching the Hand Shuttle?
by LaRobaNacas March 30, 2008
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