hydroponic shrooms

Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.

Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

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Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.

by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008

shroom o' clock

The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".

"hey buddy, do you know what time it is?"
"It's shroom o' clock"

by Ramblin' Evil 'Shroom November 15, 2007

Shroode

someone or something that is messed up or bad looking.

"Look at all those shroode ass niggas standing on the corner."

Or

"Girl did you see how shroode that nigga hair was!!"

by Ms. Ajr Biracial Barbie June 28, 2009

1/8 of shrooms

about 3.5 grams of magic mushrooms (shrooms) - gives you a good trip.

i bought 1/8 of shrooms from my friend for about $40.

by sp_pattymayonaise March 23, 2007

Shroom Kiss

Taking the head of the penis and pressing it against a part of your partners body. Preferably if there is cum or another substance on it.

After I pulled out, I totally gave her a Shroom Kiss

by Forlorner October 17, 2006

scrooge

a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.

he's such a scrooge

by eH? March 17, 2003

condo-shroom

a) noun: an intense period of condo building and/or relevant building demolition in order to make room for future condos in a given neighborhood, city, town or municipality.

b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate

Montreal, Canada is now, seemingly in the middle of a real paradoxical condo-shroom, the condo-shroom paradoxically picking up pace despite the legal challenges by The Charbonneau Commission to the spiel of the conscruption-industry.

by Sexydimma July 1, 2014