scroffing

Performing unnecessary tasks more enjoyable than the tasks that one is supposed to be performing; screwing off.

Hey, Griff, quit scroffing and get back to work!
or
"What'cha up to?" "Scroffin'."

by mushoku November 6, 2013

stroffing

(adjective) to bend an erect penis, mid-section, until the internal blood bladder ruptures.

All is fun and games until you forget the safety word and your dominatrix stroffing causes one to blackout.

by Sick Jester November 6, 2018

Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022

Shoffing

A portmanteau of the English word "Shopping" and the Arabic word "Shoof" (which mean 'To Look'), this is a shorter way of saying "Window Shopping."

Person A: Hey, let's pass by Bershka before we go to the parking.

Person B: Is there something you wanna buy?
Person A: No. Just shoffing.

by Sussy Hussy September 25, 2025

Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

Scromfing

A state of euphoria...a feeling of pure contentness. The feeling of utter relaxation

It was Winter, I was inside next to the fire, drinking hot chocolate, enjoying the light snowfall...I was Scromfing.

It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing

by ninjadude239 April 23, 2010

Scriffing

The act of dragging the edge of a piece of paper across the up of a dick... With the hole.

Fuckboy: Oh shit, my girlfriend got made at me and scriffed me in the night. Fuck it hurts. I hate scriffing.

by Frozen112 May 13, 2015