lil shrivel

When an Irish mans penis gets smaller every time he brags on its supposed length.

I swear this guy has a lil shrivel, he keeps saying his dick is 12 inches long.

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

shrivel

someone who has a penis the size of a peanut

ryan has a shriveled dick

by rajiv May 13, 2005

shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Shriva

a gorgeous girl with a creative mind and insecurity. She likes to entertain people with jokes and facial expressions. She cant help being sexy

BOB: hey did u see that new girl?

Chelsea: OMG i did she's such a shriva! :)

by Robert Franchez November 13, 2011

shrivels

Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.

For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.

by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018

Shrivas

Huge ass smartphone geek, total chick magnet, biggest muscles to ever exist on a human. Girls line up just to look at him every single day.

Bro, look at that shrivas, wish I could be like him, he's such a geek and still gets all the girls

I heard Emma Watson, Gal Gadot, and Ariana Grande are having a sing off for Shrivas

by Shrivasxmangalampalli August 20, 2019

shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019