Ant_Shrew

1. A small awesome midget or skinny (non-hairy) dwarf with a slight build of muscles in the upper body. A Ant_Shrew will go bald in their later life (With out a transplant). Can be subject to Male, Female or Other (as defined in China).

2. A nickname or Avatar derived from Ant(Being small and hard working) and from Shrew(A small foraging rodent the scurries along the floor) and together creates Ant_Shrew or Originally "Andrew".

3. A genetic mutation between a Ant and a Shrew which is highly unlikely since a ant is a insect and a shrew is a mammal and not anywhere near the same size.

He is an Ant_Shrew.
I jigar how the Ant_Shrew looks.
Hey I like your nickname Ant_Shrew.
Wow, that Ant_Shrew scared me it was like two different creatures.

by Ant_Shrew October 4, 2011

Sprite screwball

One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.

"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."

by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022

screwballing

When one is high from marijuana and drunk from alcohol at the same time.

I've been screwballing all night.

by SouthJersey March 21, 2009

sand shrew

n. a person from the middle east. Golden in complexion perfectly complemented with a rough black beard. many sand shrews can be found traveling in caravans.

Look at that damn sand shrew over there. He is giving G.W. a piping hot carl!

by America February 18, 2004

Shrewsbury, New Jersey

A too small of a town near the coast of Jersey, surrounded by Little Silver and Red Bank. Occupied by rich familes with housewives who have nothing better to do than gossip to other moms. Rarely you'll see a mom who actually works for a living.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.

Student 1: Hey, where do you live?
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.

by walkandtalk January 13, 2011

shrewsbury

this town onthe jersey shore. none of the people look or talk anything like the jersey shore people. most of the boys think their cool and hang out with the little silver girls. they all try to be cool and hang out at markam but nobody wants them there. also they hang out behind the park and think their cool because they get drunk. most of the girls are backstabbing bitches. their is one k-8 school and everybody in the town absoutly hates it. they all have iphones and get cars right when they can drive. everybidy knows everybodies buisness because of the stupid gossiping moms. most of the moms have their own facebooks so they can "check up" with their kids who are acting like sluts right in front of their faces. this one by one town is literally the definintion of small town shit

oh you live in shrewsbury.....i feelsorry for you

by sbs1234567890 August 22, 2012

Skank Shrew

1. One, generally a female, who is incredibly annoying, obnoxious, and completely unaware of their complete stupidity.
2. A male who acts in such a completely feminine or ridiculous manner that no swear can describe his actions, and therefore he must be compared to an annoying female.
3. An attractive biddy who won't put out.

1. Man, I hear that bitch posts on the masslive cheerleading forum and has a voice like an infected weasel. She must be a skank shrew.
2. Pull the tampon out of your ass and have a beer, fuckin skank shrew.
3. Good lord, look at that fine ass, i would just love to lay her down...fuck, it's a skank shrew.

by Jee Row January 11, 2009