Squeeflecake

A waffle-like pastry marinated for 4-7 days in a bag containing the gas of a queef. Squeeflecakes are often sold throughout the various brothels found in the slums of America.

Molly wakes up every morning to a great big glass of orange juice, and a hot steamy stack of Squeeflecakes.

by Max Yerfy February 28, 2009

squeef

squeef (v.) - to be isolated, humiliated, or shunned from a group; munsoned; to be easily embarrassed or made fun of; to be painfully difficult in ordinary settings; to over-analyze the most simple issues; to be extremely awkward and make situations extremely uncomfortable

We had no choice but to squeef him due to his incessant verbal diarrhea.

by Zexlaaaaaaaa December 7, 2010

Schqueef

The sound someone makes when they queef but accidently shit themselves because they queefed so hard.

Katey just schqueefed.

Eww that smells... did she just schqueef her pants.

by youremail April 12, 2011

squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts

"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016

Shaqueefee

When you shart and queef at the same time.

Girl, I just had a nasty shaqueefee on that date.

by Gem Lumber July 6, 2017